MAJORCA
went down to see aj and jamie k workin at there resort in alcudia. however aj decided his job was too much for him so sooked off to his gf in madrid 4 days b4 i got there. very very poor form. had a very enjoyable very relaxin time gettin sun, water, more crazy roads and stupid photos with jk and han. was a lot bigger than i pictured it with a lot more mountains and a lot more farmland so not just beaches and resorts. did most of north west part which is really rugged. really made no effort at all with my spanish which is disgraceful but basically didnt need it.
ENGLAND
cricket at lords on saturday with the belles of rostrevor. great game. symonds is a god. brett lee was bowling like a 'busted arse' according to the blokes behind me. stewards very strict no flags no inflatables etc bit disappointin. few ausi vs paki scuffles added some entertainment. feelin pretty ruf by the end of the day-nite b4 didnt help much
THIS YEAR IN ENGLAND I HAVE:
eatin haggis on 4 distinctly seperate occasions. very nice.
won a game of darts and got a bullseye in the process. at which point i halted the game and strongly suggested 3/4 of the bar come and have a look at my brilliance.
learnt how2juggle 3 clubs and also 3 big whoopass scary lookin knives.
been skeletoning.
learnt who/what the nursery rhymes humpty dumpty and ring a rosie were written about.
sung eddie rice songs at kids to make them chase me up scottish mountains in the hope of beating me up. started grass fights in order to make kids chase me down mountains in the hope of beating me up. (two very effective tactics 4 makin kids move faster).
been on a very amusin and very enjoyable cricket tour on the sub tropical isles of scilly. made my highest score 88* and taken my best bowling figures 6-7 off 8 overs (bowling heat).
had snow fall in my backyard on several occasions.
climbed 11 munros and a heap of climbing walls.
fallen off my bike into suburbs of rampant stinging nettles and had my exposed body parts on fire for 3 days afterwards.
competed rather succesfully in a drunken game involving walking out on 2 baked bean tins, placing one as far away from the start line as possible and getting back on the other one without touching the ground.
imparted my vegemite knowledge of australia on many unsuspecting kids.
taught a now 18 month old baby to head bang and walk like a moron, amongst other things.
been to some very good musicals/theatre-best so far prob we will rock you/rat pack/lion king.
learnt to pick accents from all regions of the united kingdom.
explained to countless english ppl that rugby union is not the biggest sport in australia.
got to meet my playgroup mates and see where i spent 2 years of my childhood.
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