TOP 10 reasons to love the Nicaraguan Sun

2005-04-11, Granada, Nicaragua

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TOP 10 Reasons to love the Nicaraguan Sun

10. The 96 degree humidity cleans out your pores.

9. The heat justifies drinking the water.

8. Nothing beats being near death in a non air conditioned taxi listening to the cab driver sing (in English) to Billy Idol*s-Eyes without a face

7. Your nose develops an acute sense to the varying states of body sweat.

6. Cold showers have never felt better!

5. Your pants are so digusting they could get up and show themselves out your hotel room on their own.

4. The sweltering heat will almost guarantee you a full nights rest as you teeter between sun-stroke coma and REM

3. You will feel like a kid again as you crack an egg on the pavement and watch it cook.

2. You quickly realize it actually might be better to suffocate inside a locked refrigerator than be incinerated by 1:30pm

1. Sure you will get parasites from the water and a little sun burned--but damn, when you get back--all those little bitches back home will be jealous at how skinny and tan you are!