-ALWAYS carry your own roll of toilet paper. -Smiling solves most language barriers. -There were 247 steps from upper to middle campus at UCT. -Americans always get ripped off when bargaining with traders (hence, I have miraculously become Irish!) -Just because alcohol is cheap, doesn't mean you should drink more of it. -When you give your phone number to an African boy... they will call... and call... and call... and call... -Never, never get a haircut in a foreign country.
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