Old crabs never die, they just fade away.
These are young and they do die. I think I wrote last time about the crabs that come to my place and die. Well I did some investigating. There is a really charismatic crab dressed in flowing robes that preaches about crab doomsday. After having multiple sex partners in a consequence free environment they drink a weird type of crab cool aid and come to my place and die.
And oh yeah, Miami was a blast.