Up in time for 8:30am yoga. I will miss this for sure!
One more beautiful fresh fruit breakfast that I wish I could have every day for the rest of my life!
One more trip to see my new boyfriend Joel for the foot detox treatment, just as much black cruddy stuff in the water as the time before! Again, probably from the alcohol and pills & wacky weed but I did not share that info with Joel. He gave me some homeopathic flower remedy water to help with what he feels is ailing me. Joint pain, digestion, etc....
Had to leave the hotel right after this to get to the Cancun airport in time for my flight!
Everything was great the whole experiecne after the loud french guys left except the fact that my stomach is not my friend right now.
No, not Montezumas revenge, just the opposite. I have not gone #2 since I left Florida. I hear this happens to women a lot when they travel, I don't understand it. How the heck do your insides know where you will be pooping? Do our bowels get shy when they go out of town or something? I don't get it and I don't like it one bit. All this stuff has gone in and nothing has come out. I feel like Two Ton Tess from being so bloated in my stomach and don't know what to do about it. I'm afraid to take anything cause I don't want to have to monopolize the bathroom on the plane but at this point I'm ready to drink a gallon jug of water right out of the tap if that will get rid of the demons in my belly!!!! Probably T.M.I., but I warned you at the beginning that this was not edited, it's just an account of what happened!!!
So I say my goodbyes to my new friends, buy some souvenirs in the gift shop and load up for the airport. I didn't want to leave!
It was such a relaxing vacation and a dream come true to be in such a paradise and pampered like a princess!!!
Just as the shuttle was pulling up the the airport I saw a super hottie walking by blonde hair, blue eyes, in ripped jeans, flip flops & baby blue t-shirt!!! Ahhh...hot guys again!!! Maybe the trip home will not be so bad afterall! Not that the guys at Cieba del Mar were bad looking, but you know how the saying goes, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and nothing struck my fancy except maybe 1 guy by the pool...tall dark & handsome but he was very cozy with another tall dark & not quite as handsome so I had no chance there at all!!!
At the airport I trudged my way thru the cheesy touristy americanized bullshit and found a mexican taco stand... the ONLY place in the whole airport that served mexican food. I needed one last "fix" of authentic mexican food before I left....and I admit, I was kinda helping an overdose of extra hot salsa would help with my stomach "promlemo". In desperation I also took a big gulp of tap water. Yes, Gross and I"m lucky I didn't get sick, but I was miserable by this point. btw... NONE of it worked. I may have parasites and get deathly ill in a few months, but the much needed release still did not happen until I got home. One of my missions in life now is to find out how the hell your ass knows what part of the world the toilet it is sitting on is located????
Flight home was perfect, right on time, no problems at all, breezed thru customs and the flight landed at home right on time.... but without by checked bag. Apparently it had a harder time getting to the plane after customs than I did... it was still in Atlanta. At least it was not lost and they delivered it to me at work the next morning.
I did get a chance to finish the book on the flight home. It was very thought provoking and because of the parallels with my trip it really put my mind in a spin. I started it when I got on the plane to leave town and read the last paragraph as we were landing back at home. The various theories discussed in the book pose questions about beginnings, chance, kinship, loss & meaning. The book and the trip re-awakened my sense of wonder at the enigma of our world.
The last chapter of the book is a manifesto from the Jester or Joker if you prefer.....In this instance Joker is more approriate as the manifesto is written on a deck of cards... the last card in the deck is the last paragraph of the book.... it reads:
"The closer the Joker comes to eternal annihilation, the clearer he sees the animal that meets him in the mirror when he awakes to a new day. He finds no reconciliation in the inconsolable gaze of a grieving primate. He sees a bewitched fish, a metamorphosed frog, a deformed lizard. This is the end of the world, he thinks. This is where the long journey comes to an abrupt end. It takes billions of years to create a human being. And it takes only a few seconds to die."
That's all I've got from this adventure!
More to come!!!!
I encourage you to:
Live life to the fullest!
Do something you never thought you had the courage to do!
Open your mind!
Accept others opinions!
Ask Questions!
Practice Random Acts of Kindness - it WILL come back to you!
Dance like nobody is watching - it's good for your soul!!!
LIVE~LOVE~LAUGH!
Peace Out!!!
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