Dearest, most darling and most beautiful of all mamas throughout the world, you are my favorite mama and always have been. Horrid old mama senior has been unbearably cruel and refused to give us any financial help and so we beg you on your most bountiful mercy..please will you send a little something to sustain us. In exchange we promise to give you a private concert. Vladamir will sing to you some beautiful Russian sea shanties. You will be impressed. Pople stare star-struck and speechless when he sings. And I will tickle your tummy too. Paxos seems incredibly dull, no disco- only the roosters are up all night. They seem to confuse their dawns with their dusks. But I digress. Send us a little packet...to the..."Roosters Rest" Loggs - Paxos Greece.
Your most adoring, devoted son
Maurice xxx
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