The benefit to having neighbors who want to sodomize you? There’s no better time to get out and about! Why hasn’t the USA’s dieting industry exploited this tactic yet?
I went to my first Argentine Chinese food restaurant. I read The Beautiful and the Damned in Ateneo, a bookstore that was converted from an opera house in the early 1900s. I threw on a cocktail dress that’s been hanging dormant in my closet and went to a costume party dressed as a zebra. I picnicked in a park with over 40 people, perfecting my hand at volleyball, tree climbing, and tight rope walking. Then I took a tango class and swirled through the night with a dark Argentine bailarin.
I’m surviving, and I'm only a little fatigued for it. I suppose that when life gives you lemons, you just have to use it with your tequila.
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