Last night I spent the night in Hervey Bay and it was none too exciting. Since I was only spending one night there I just decided to take it easy and relax. After 15 hours on a Greyhound I was tired, smelled like a couch and was just generally tired. My room was nothing special, in fact it was the smallest room I had been in to date. I was in a 2 bed dorn room with a really hairy Italian guy. I didn't get a single word of what he was saying and quite frankly I'm not sure I wanted to. He seemed nice enough and even offered me a glass of some fowl smelling food he was eating.
So it was Thanksgiving back home, but they don't celebrate it here in Oz. So I was forced to have a feast for a king on my own terms. You may be wondering exactly what was entitled in this king's bounty so I'm here to tell you. Basically it was the shittiest Thanksgiving dinner known to man. Ladies and Gentleman your meal tonight, a la Mike, is a three course dinner consisting of the following:
- (1) Medium Sized Ring of Pepperoni
- (1) Bowl of Pasta Salad with a creme sauce which looked as though it were milked straight from the bull
- (1) Bag of Roasted Chicken Chips brand Red Rock
- (1) Pepsi size 600ml
Yep I eat well don't I. This was much better than all the turkey and things you all ate at home I'm sure. In fact, if I were a contestant on Iron Chef I would have cleaned the floor with that asian guy's hat. No cooking skills compared to moi!
Today I arrived at Noosa. Just got here. Fresh off the bus. I smell lovely though because I showered before I came to write this. Yeah I know you should feel flattered. Tonight is a Rock Star party night and guess what I'm going to get into the tightest clothes I can and win this bugger of an evening. Tomorrow I'm going to the zoo. Steve Irwin's zoo to be exact and if ever there was a zoo that were overpriced then this stupid zoo would be it. I better see someone get eaten by a crocodile or have a monkey throw feces at them. Either way would be good, I'm easy.
So that is pretty exciting. Mosquitos in this country could literally drain a small child. I'm covered in mosquito bites. What else... I took some of the most rediculous pictures yesterday in Hervey Bay so I will be loading those up on Facebook soon enough. As soon as I find an internet place who's internet isn't run by lab rats in a friggin wheel.
So with that said, I shall go slip into something a little less comfortable and get ready for happy hour and the Rock Star party.
So long for now.
For all my dislexic readers. Lo Song Nor Fow
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