Dear God,
It’s been some time since we last opened up a dialogue, since I lost Sweetie I think? I guess I can let that one slide.
Just wanted to say hey. I do appreciate my lack of lactose intolerance here in BA.
And thank you for giving me the strength to separate myself from my housekeeper - who loves to lionize you and your son Jesus at 9am - with the sanctity of a language barrier.
Thank you for not bestowing BA Insider with an office just yet, as overhearing my telephone interviews with the porteños would arguably prompt them to fire me. (Though I still think I have more journalistic integrity than Nancy Grace.)
If Hinduism is truly the way, pardon me for enjoying cow throat (mollejas), entrails (entrañas), and tongue (lengua) last week. If Judaism is the way, please note that ham is just really common lunch fare here. If Christianity is the way - oh fuck it. I’m going to bed.
Sash
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