full moon party
So here I am... The morning after the full moon party, and let me tell you that was the craziest thing I have ever seen. Imagine going to party and then 15,000 other people show up. The beach was completely packed, and as far as the eye could see there were people dancing, people drinking, people messed up on every kind of drug you can imagine. I found myself caught up in the moment on several occasions last night, just taken back by what was in front of me. Skipping rope that is lit on fire, jumping through hoops that were lit on fire. All of this and me with a dead camera battery. I was so mad because there would have been some amazing pictures to show everyone at home. From one end of the beach to the other there was loud techno music blaring over speakers, so much so that you could barely hear yourself think. Being the fatty I am I stuck mostly around the place that had pizza bread for 10 baht.
Some of the things I saw last night I still can't believe. Guess who came back??? The hookers, and boy did they love me last night. Hahaha I thought I left them in Bangkok... Hello my friend, my darling... I like you... Boom Boom cheap for you. Now its more so funny than as disgusted as I was in Bangkok, because there are actually people that fall for that and to me that's amazing. Lady boys especially... I mean, wow, you have some manly features, yet you still have boobs alright lets go back to my room amd do this boom boom you speak of.
Last night I found myself paranoid about the break ins I've heard so much about. Hat Rin Nok is known for all the break ins to bungalows at the time of full moon and so I kept checking our room often. All our important stuff was locked up in the safety deposit box that the resort provides for us, and I knew that but at the same time I don't want anyone taking my shoes or something. I mean honestly, I had to change the price tag at Winners for those shoes. Shaun would really appreciate that I am bringing that up. Shaun you're my partner in crime, and everytime I wear those shoes I fall for you deeper and deeper. That's manly shit right there. Anyway, I finally saw a monkey last night, poor thing look scared and drugged or something. This guy would just throw him on people and be like picture picture? I wish I got one actually, I love monkies, and all their banana related shananigans. Mom, I finally put on some underwear, and I found out from our british friend that they call underwear pants hahaha. Thought you might like to know.
There are many other things I saw last night that I really don't want to talk about. Ask about them I guess. It's a little too x-rated for my darling niece to read. Yeah that's right, x-rated in front of thousands of people. Anyway, as always keep writing I love to read them and I will try my hardest to write back. Love love.