Team, how are we? Quick update here for you guys, a little keepsake for u guys, a few humorous quips and witty jibes for u to digest coming up, a few tender morsels, here we go!
First bit of news, almost killed my friend from work on Saturday, Sindri, proper funny, I didnt see him trying to get through the automatic door and the thing doesnt stop once its goin! It was snowing outside and he absolutely got a pelt on and had to roll under it to gain entry through the door! The guys eyes were on storks, he was wired after that! He tells me he was about three inches away from being crushed like a paper cup. That kids lucky honestly, mind you, all I could do was laugh because he damaged his uniform getting in and the marks wouldnt come off! Genius! He took it in good faith, and I already had my line to his parents IF he had have perished, "I´m terribly sorry for your devastating and crushing loss. But come on, it is proper funny isnt it?".
Next up, An and I are buying goldfish this weekend, I already know what Im gonna call my fish, we already have 2 rabbits, 1 is called teepee and the other is owned by Valentino Rossi loving housemate Alessandra and she called it Rasputin! An is gonna call her goldfish something sensible, but I know exactly what Im gonna call my fish, Phil Collins. I have already printed off three genius pictures of Phil to put on the side of the tank so that Phil is always looking in and minding the fish, and I am gonna wire the cd player so that it always plays classic Phil Collins hits, such as ´Sussudio, Easy Lover, Against All Odds, You Cant Hurry Love, and In the Air Tonight´! Beauty idea!
Next, Hagkaup Idol on Saturday, not joking, I hope Simon Cowell is there so that he calls my performance of ´Suspicious Minds´"Distinctly average"!
Next, two people who I know at work scored with each other at the weekend in my friends Mum and Dads bed, that is too funny, apparently photographic evidence has been recorded, its always funny when two people u work with hook up, they havent heard the end of it!
Ok, I have more to report but I have to fly back to work because it sall on myself and theres nobody else here to save u, their arms will betray you, and I will replace you, cant deny the prize, it maynever fulfill u, who wants to kill u, are u willing to die, the copldness runs through my veins, u know my name!
Also, check out the guestbooks of the two people in front and behind Lew and I on travel journals, we have left them a little message! Morons!
RACHELA- UR THE BEST! Thanks for today u absolute hero and Im sure u r gonna love Lake Louise! Speak soon dude!
Ok folks, thats the ham salad, see ya team!
The V.Man The real life Jason Bourne
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