Chuck Norris does not need air, air needs Chuck Norris! Team, how are we all? Its that time again, when east meets west, when north meets south, when questions become answers, when answers become questions. Ry is reaching his true zen, i am proving myself a worthy adversary, I must now use the English tea in my hand to harness the inner spirit within me and focus my energies on achieving my full potential.
Its been a strange couple of weeks since we last broadcast news on the net, I have found myself questioning things, and I dont like some of the answers. Riddles abound here in Iceland, I guess thats what happens when u live in a land where the winter months give u hardly any light, but pretty soon the darkness will all be gone as we head into the summer, 20 plus hours of sunshine per day, crazy!
Scandal of scandals, no trip to Akureyi this weekend for The V, once again I have been screwed over by the cut throat world of finances, mind u, I have put some money away for my trip to Sweden, which should be happening in May, fingers crossed, but I know The V Man will make it happen, dont u worry. I“ll find a way! Nah, just kidding, its comfortably on the cards if I play them right, talking of which, truly excellent gift received last night from Belgian roommate The Girl An (from Belgium). The scandal borrowed my Casino Royale DVD all weekend as she was at her boyfriends house, but forgiveness has been granted and I have been paid back in full, in she walks last night with an inspired olive branch, splendid Casino Royale playing cards, each one with a totally cool picture of James Bond on, or someone or something from the film.I was like Jim Carrey. The greatest gift of all time, I was cock-a-hoop, like Lew would be if someone bougt him a Nintendo wii(still plugging that agenda for u best mate)!
Other hot news in the most foreign house in Iceland, the legend that is half Kiwi, half Limey Adam, (half NZ, half Brit to those not in the know) came up with the faultless idea of wasting the hours away in front of the idiot box playing Playstation 2 games until our eyes are square. I wasnt going to disagree, not at the low low price we scored, and Adams game choice was glorious, he fancied Tony Hawks, the V.Man was not in the mood for messing around, Formula 1 got bought. Oh yeah. Last night all I did was annoy everyone in the house with the unrelenting high pitched scream of a Formula 1 car, for a solid three hours. Yeah. Also, they had a gutful of it yesterday because I watched the real F1 race, kudos Lewis Hamilton, awesome, glęsilegt debut. What a hero.
Ok, so travel news now, going to Sweden in May, going for 2 weeks, gonna be righteous, havent been there in nearly 18 months so it will be beauty to be in that class place again. Ulterior motive though, obviously.
Iceland travel news, Fusi and Karen get wed soon, that means a trip south for the American Pie style events sure to occur at that event, unsavoury scenes aplenty. Gonna definitely head to Akureyi soon, but my hands are proverbially tied currently because I gotta work to attain that flow.
Still having a blast here, gym goin great, work too funny and Icelandic class is a scream, honestly, it never ceases to amaze me how funny it can be to get 10 foreigners of pick n mix nationalities together in the same room to learn one of the hardest languages God created. Its not just the shocking pronunciations and ignorance, its the banter and horseplay, pure genia! Currently found myself singing The Sun Always Shines On TV by A-Ha, classic song, gonna get it downloaded. P.S big bill waiting for me at home phone wise, not pleasant, gonna have to fix it. I know I always say this garb but I will slam photos on as soon as possible, tried last night but Pavarotti loving housemate Ale from Italy went to sleep early doors and so Apple mac commandeered by her. Fair enough really, her PC, but scandalous on u guys, who r I am sure frothing at the mouth in anticipation of seeing my walking pheromone mug on soem photos of Iceland, truly, tehy r classic.
Hark, I am being summoned to return to my work, and tell no one of what transpires here. I hope some cool magazine editor reads this and hires me as a writer, I think I have a lot to offer in the way of arrogance. Keep watching Formula 1 and remember, we are all under the same stars.
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