Team! How are we all? Good, thats great to hear. Now the pleasantries are firmly brushed aside lets get down to brass tax shall we? Hope ur all doing well, wherever u are on the planet, whether it be in Cafe Nero tapping up someone else wireless connection in England, laid in bed at home in Canada cos its so damn cold u cant leave the house, living it up in Sweden at Patricias nightclub, or just taking in some culture in Japan, or living the hellraiser life in Iceland, theres something here for everyone, and I hope u get a few laughs.
First up, the hot news from Iceland this week is dominated by events from the most foreign geijan house in Iceland. Im shacked up with a Belgian, an Italian, two Poles, and a dude who is half Brit, half NZ, but more Brit than me! They are all calss, and its a real blast living with those dudes. However, its been problem central with the dude from France, but problem solved, that kid is scooting back to the home of Daft Punk today, citing irreconcilable differences as the reason for his departure. I hope he is ok. But that means room each now for everyone, let the good times roll. Football played in hall constantly, 10 people at our place last weekend, in a small pad, its crowded, but proper funny, Simpsons watched wall to wall on DVD, score, and tonnes of sh1t written on the blackboard.
Sombre mood lighting now please as I regale the news of The Girl An From Belgiums horror crash last week, no joke! There I was coming home from swimming, when The V gets a call on his blower from An saying she was in the sick house. She was driving the road to Selfoss to see her boyfriend who lives there, when she had a nightmare and the car slid on ice and she ended up rolling it! Needless to say, its a write off, that kid had to climb out the passenger side window, upside down, as fuel rained down, like a scene from hell! The good news is though she has no broken bones and was mercifully insured, no need to call the cops. The bad news is its over for the car, and she is covered in bruises, I will try slam a photo on the site, u should see her shoulder, ouch.
All The V.Man has been doing recently is work, work, work, and not in a good way. I am going to Akureyi next weekend though with some friends from work, its right on the north coast of Iceland, it will be the closest I have ever been to the arctic circle, I am hoping to see Santa Claus and Rudolph. Righteous. Lews photos are inspired, and good work by hime wearing the Lew and Ry show t shirt, I was sporting mine yesterday and I will have to wear it more often so that it gets in some photos, realize. Oh yeah, we live in rented accomodation. That means its not ours, that means we are at the whim of the landlord. That means that he wasnt best pleased when he found out that we had spraypainted Adams bedroom walls from floor to ceiling last week, writing things like "V.Man" on the walls aint good for the landlords health, but he has since said its ok as long as we paint over the walls before the jig is up.
Work going well, school uber funny, really funny, and gym and swim cool. Trying to save some mo flow for summer hols to destinations expensive, and like I said, the trip next week to Akureyi should be class, goin snowboarding and hopefully gonna build a snowman, and see a Yeti. Think Im gonna take the gorilla suit next weekend and try hoax some abominable snowman photos up there, with headlines such as "Snowboarding yeti pulls frontside rodeo 720 into FS mute". Genius, inspired, as we say in Iceland, ljomandi!
Luciano Pavarotti loving housemate Alessandra is buying a pet for the house today, a rabbit, its gonna roam free guys. I think she wants to call it Rasputin, but secretly Im gonna brainwash it and call it Slider from TopGun, "You can be my wingman anytime"! Expect more tales of debauchery and fun next time, from The Lew and Ry Show, film coming soon with Lew and I acting as ourselves, starring roles also from Matt Damon and Brad Pitt, and the love interests are hopefully gonna be played by Miss World from Iceland, Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes, Kirsten Dunst (already confirmed), and the stunner that is Eva Green. Also, cameo role from Bil Clinton as Rys dad, LIncoln from Prison Break as Rys brother Joe, Mr.Garrison from South Park as Lews uni teacher Phil Garrison, and finally Owen Wilson as Chris from British Airways.
Thats all for now folks, once again the clock is my nemesis, not that beauty ride at Timothey Dalton Towers, its time for me, to return to work and face facts. I just want to say this word as well, because I have seen the South Park episode revoloving around it, scientology. Lets all follow it! Bæo, bye bye, hej da, sjaumst, bless, later dudes!
The V.Man , the real life American Psycho, the real life Jason Bourne, the real life Christian Bale. P.s Harsh Times out on DVD Lewis.
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