These are a few chain stories from my fall semester students. It's difficult to find them very funny without knowing the personalities behind them, but you can imagine...
1. One day we decided to visit Texas…..because we met Ms. Wilson and she told us that Texas is a wonderful place. So we went to the British Airways office to get tickets. Our plane took off and now we are in Texas. The flight was nice, but too long. When we landed we saw the beautiful nature and like the fresh air. We went to the desert and met cowboys. They were with guns and they kept us in their prison and demanded 1 millions dollars from our parents. But suddenly Zorro came to save us! Zorro cruelly beat them up and gave us our freedom. We have just known that person named Zorro who saved us was actually Ms. Wilson! We are thankful that you saved our lives and kept our parents millions safe. The end.
2. One day I decided to visit a prison. I thought that it’s cool to be in prison. But I didn’t know how to get to the jail. And there was a good situation. One day we smoked weed and from this event it began my adventures. When I came to jail and I saw many big guys with big knives. And I was afraid. And therefore, I decided to wake my friend to go and talk with them and I said that I was a gangster and I had a job for them. They agreed and since then I became one of the prisoners. And at this moment my alarm began to ring and I woke up.
3. One day I woke up and realized I was in love….I was very happy to realize it and I wanted to see him very much. I fell in love for the first time that’s why this feeling was very strong. But this feeling made me scared. I wanted to see him but I couldn’t because I am a shy person. I decided to go to a class, where the teachers teach each student how to be the best without excuses or fears. I said to myself don’t be scared…of love. Don’t be scared of your feelings. After that great class I became a pretty girl without fears and complexes. Now I take my love—my man—and I do all that I want without fear. He also fell I love with me and we decided to marry as soon as possible.
4. One day I woke up and realized I was in love….and I get up confused because of it, I don’t understand myself. But after 10 minutes I decided to think about my love to understand my reasons. But I asked myself is he a good man or very bad? We met yesterday in a disco club and he said that his name is Alex, but then I heard one girl later that night, call my love Dan. He smokes soooooooooooo much! But he is very slim. So now I am thinking…what must I do? HELP!!! SOS!!! Than I understood that I must do something and I decided to go to the party where he will be attending. I want to wear a short dress, red socks and a rabbit tail with rabbit ears. I met him. I saw him and made eyes at him. Then he paid a lot of attention to me. He suggested that the two of us dance. While we were dancing I whispered tender words to him but he stopped me and said, “Dear, you don’t understand me. I’m not alone. I’m busy, there is my girlfriend at the bar table.” Wow! I was surprised. I looked behind me and saw some girl who was sitting along drinking something. She had a face like a boy, she had big blue eyes and short red hair and so on….It was a shock for me! And I understood for the first time when you meet a man you must not rush to be in love.
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