"Biochemically, love is just like eating large amounts of chocolate."
"Chocolate is always there for you when you don't have anyone's shoulder to cry on."
"I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process...it may not be true, but do I dare take a chance?"
"There is nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate!"
"Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays."
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of the pieces."
--All from Cadbury World
"In my chocolate kingdom they brought me great mountains of chocolate and thereof did I eat. And it did not make me feel ill or ashamed, neither did it put weight on my thighs. For the chocolate was health - giving and nourishing, and the more I ate, the more beautiful I became."
--Edward Monkton
"Men are like chocolate...You find them in bars, they head straight for your thighs, and they never last long enough to satisfy you!"
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