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by A. Kansteiner, foreign correspondant
January 25th and Guadeloupeans Still Wishing Each Other a Happy New Year
Road-kill Rat Repulses Passer-bys on their Way to Work
Rat's Spotlight Stolen by Overflowing Raw Sewage: Pedestrians Relieved When Passing Cars Don't Splash Up Filth
Shoeless Plumber Turns Off Hot Water for Two Months, Creates Leaky Pipe
'Boogie the Rasta' Opens Home in Guava for Party
Hot Water Revived by Visiting Father
Rooster Roosting at Odd Hours of Night Asked Nicely to Shut Up
Gwada Plumber No. 2 Fixes Leaky Pipe Created by Shoeless Plumber
Student Quote of the Day: "Miss Avery, I Like Your Hair Today. Can We Trade?"
Woman Relieved to Learn that Seemingly Cancerous Spots on Skin are Nothing But a Little Mold
Guadeloupean Male Quotes:
"You are two pretty American girls." - high school boy from Tennis Club
"Would you like to take a look at my bug collection while you wait for the bus?" - guy at the bus stop
"Is that your mother?" - crazy guy, gesturing to Courteney
"Can I see your drivers license and registration? And...what are you doing Saturday night?" - National Guardsman
"Do you know 'French kiss'?" - French Marine to Courteney at end of date
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